Under them skies of blue

Even my superman pajamas didn't seem to help me get in or out of bed. I have a plan, though. I'm going to buy an old leather belt, bolt it to the wall side of my bed across from the ladder, and then use it to haul myself up. This is my Plan.

I actually just typed that as Plam and now I'm wondering what a Plam would be and how it would be mine. Would I be proud of my Plam? Would I dress it up in little outfits and send it off to play with the other Plams or is it something I would plug into the wall, or perhaps both? More importantly, would it make it easier to for me to get into bed?

Serious questions which must be pondered over eggs. Scrambled. With ham and cheese.