Ok, three two one let's jam.

As heard on the bus ride home today:

"You know, I've been thinking, wouldn't it be great if, you know, you like broke into a convenience store in the middle of the night, just like broke the window and went in, and then, like, stole cereal. But not like all the cereal, just all of one kind of cereal, just cleaned 'em out of that one kind of cereal, and then like left money for the cereal and the window on the counter. And then they'd come in in the morning and be all, damn, they REALLy wanted that cereal, like this guy totally couldn't wait until morning, you know? Just totally could not wait for the store to open, he wanted that cereal so bad. That'd be great."