And all I can do is just pour some tea for two

Trader Joe's had its big grand opening today, and I knew Sarah wanted to go to that, so before I went to bed last night I sent her a text asking when she wanted to go. I woke up this morning and was disappointed to see she hadn't texted me back. Then...a nagging suspicion. Did...did she call me? Couldn't have! I would remember that! So I checked my call history, and sure enough, she did. And right then, she texted me to ask if I was awake. I replied with "did I talk to you on the phone last night?" and she sent back "ugh" as a response. So I called her.

Turns out I somehow, nearly entirely asleep, managed to answer my phone, coherently and soundly bitch her out for wanting to go to Trader Joe's in the morning, suggest she just go hang out with some other friend, yell at her for asking me questions, and hang up.

Hello, sleeping beauty!