So she'll live and hope and pray for her love in Botony Bay

Today an elderly white man informed us that he was Jackie Chan, and you know what that means? Do you know what that means? No. What does that mean. It means tiger punches at people's heads! Sir, the store is closed. Please leave. Tiger punches! Go now.

Also Kerri told me today that starting next week I'm going to be in charge of the silent auction stuff. Pretty much that means I'll be arranging the display case, numbering everything, setting up the book, and then calling the winners at the end of the auction. I can't say as I'm really looking forward to calling people, but hey, it means I'm not on a register while I'm doing it, so I think I can adjust. The last silent auction went insanely well--a guitar went for $150, a big matted picture for $220, an old print of the Last Supper for $180--so the future looks bright for this one, too. Of course, that means making more phone calls. But I dunno, maybe they'll let me eat my lunch in the office or something. That's luxury, that is.