daremo ga minna Flower

So I hate Erik's alarm clock with an unholy passion pretty much, yeah. If I wanted to be woken up at the crack of dawn on my day off to the radio suddenly blaring cranked up to 11, I'm pretty sure I could arrange something on my own terms. I think it even woke Mara up, which is pretty amazing since nothing short of gunfire or her phone alarm can wake her usually. At least it's Jack FM, so I can pretend to myself that I wanted to listen to the radio really freaking loud. Unless it's Georgia Satellite's "Keep Your Hands To Yourself" which I cannot abide. I had to get out of bed and pound on his door for that one.

I mean, I am not an especially light sleeper, I'm just the only one of us who wakes up to things. Mara's got herself trained to wake up to whatever noise her cell phone makes, and then sleeps through the fire alarm. Erik could probably nap through world war three. Mara probably could too, come to that, provided nobody tried to call her to tell her world war three was underfoot. Once when the building fire alarm was going off I tried to wake her up to ask her if that's what it was because I'd never heard it before, and she looked me in the eye, told me flatly she didn't hear anything, and went back to sleep. The noise was like a foghorn with emphysema. I just don't understand how that gets missed.

It wouldn't be so bad if his plan wasn't to hit snooze for two hours before finally getting up. Oh here we go again ANY WAY YOU WANT IT THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT ANY WAY YOU WANT IT so do you think he'll wake up this time? Because that's the way I want it.