Her breadwinner begs from the bathroom floor

Yikes! So as I've mentioned before, I post on this forum, right? The people who post there are known as goons. It's a thing. Anyway, another goon posted a series of pictures of the house she's moving into, and I was bored so I follwed it back to the root directory. Goons tend to have funny pictures squirrelled away here and there on the internet, so I figured it'd keep me entertained for a little while, right?

So I'm poking around the directory and I come across one titled "resume." Which I assume is just another silly picture or something.

Nope. It's her real resume. And as it turns out she lives exactly eleven floors above me. WHOOOOA, who feels like a creepy stalker now?