I want to lock it all up in my pocket IT'S MY BAR OF CHOCOLATE

So I'm really tired and I have to get up at 8 tomorrow for work, but I don't want to go to bed. Because if I go to bed I'll fall asleep and wake up and it'll be like no time has passed and I'll have to go to work already. And if I've only seven hours between now and when I have to work, I sure wish I could feel like there are seven hours instead of, y'know, a brief period of stupid dreams with Johnny Depp only in them at the very end. And then go to work.

Laaaaaame.