Clever people wouldn't even try
"Can I use your bathroom?"
"I'm sorry, ma'am, our restrooms aren't public."
"I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!"
"Oh."
Heck yes, lady, I am WAY excited to let you use our bathrooms now!
I let her use them anyway. I figure, if it comes down to explosions in the bathroom vs explosions in aisle seven, at least the bathroom is contained.
"I'm sorry, ma'am, our restrooms aren't public."
"I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!"
"Oh."
Heck yes, lady, I am WAY excited to let you use our bathrooms now!
I let her use them anyway. I figure, if it comes down to explosions in the bathroom vs explosions in aisle seven, at least the bathroom is contained.
posted by Betsi at 7:04 PM
2 Comments:
So those are the magic words to get into the Savers Lake St. bathrooms, eh? I don't think you should go public about this... then every CW in a ten mile radius will suddenly have "explosive diarrhea."
Unless they try to bring a friend along in there with them, I'll probably let them in. Arguing with explosive diarrhea is one of those AvP things: whoever wins, we lose.
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