kaze no naka ni (kaze no naka ni) kaze no naka ni, yeah

It sounds like Erik is taking a more traditional alarm sound for a test drive this morning, which shows initiative, and also means I got to listen to the melodious sound of NER FM playing The NerNer's latest hit "NER NER NER NER NER NER NER NER" for about ten minutes today while I was getting out of the shower and dressing. If you're faced with irritating, repetetive noise, I find it's a lot more bearable when you pretend it's the emergency evacuation alarm on your starship, and while the rest of the crew is running amok in a haze of panic and trying to pile into escape pods, you are just taking your time getting ready because you are just that bad, and those Klingons are never going to even know what hit them (as soon as you get your pants on) because they'll be too dead to know anything.

Then the alarm stopped so I guess I killed them all. Then you kind of have to strike really menacing poses, like you're channeling James Dean and Rambo at the same time and they're both dual wielding pancor jackhammers, because that's just what you do after you kill a bunch of Klingons.

Uh oh, there goes the alarm again! General 'tlhingon'PuJ must have called for backup!