And told him to kiss the twin towns goodbye

It was like yesterday was national "Crawlin' with Kids!" day or something, because everywhere I went things were, well, crawlin' with kids. Packs of them on the sidewalks, packs of them at work, and a swarm of toddlers jumped me on the back of the bus. I was just about to offer to move, but they were far too fast for me, and before I knew it I was surrounded. It was too late. I had to ride to work in a sea of silently staring, tiny children, one of whom inexplicably decided my lap would be a good alternative to a seat. Uh, hello small child, are you going to be here long? Because, you know, uh. Please go?