Let it be

You know how in horror movies, nine times out of ten the problems are all linked directly back to some dork deciding to build the big creepy house on an ancient indian burial ground, annoying all the ancient buried indians so much they get all huffy and start haunting the crap out of it? I think that happened to Savers, except instead of an ancient indian burial ground it's more like an ancient indian fertility clinic burial ground, and all of the ancient fertile buried indians are making things wacky.

I mean really, out of all of the cashiers I have worked with, only a few of us have never been pregnant, are not currently pregnant, or have not directly contributed to a known pregnancy. Seriously, there's, like, Angela and Tiffany and Matthew and me. That's it. Right now, Ange is pregnant, as is Habiba, and Kayla too, though she just got fired last week. Maryan H. had her baby a few weeks ago and is still out on maternity leave. Camilla and Janice both got back from maternity leave around the start of the month. In production, I know Kaha, Shukri, and Cami are all pregnant as well.

I think what I personally find craziest about all of this is, nobody really finds it crazy. I mean, at the store in Rochester, when somebody got pregnant it was like, WHOA! And here it's just business as usual. "How was your weekend?" "Oh, you know, went grocery shopping, found out I've got a tiny person leasing my uterus for the next nine months or so, watched some tv. How was yours?" "Oh, you know..."