have to die for the fifty more?"

Ugh, I just made the worst oatmeal raisin cookies ever, they came out looking like fake rubber vomit. Like there was this computer game I played back in middle school called Day of the Tentacle, and to solve one of the puzzles you needed to drop a disc of fake rubber vomit on the floor and these cookies look exactly like that.

In conclusion, I don't know anything about any cookies in the garbage.

I was going to walk downtown today to apply at Barnes & Noble but it's RAINING. I don't think I'm going to have another opportunity to do it until Wednesday. Argh.