And being caught in between all you wish for and all you see

So this elderly lady checked out through my line Saturday night, right? She looks like a severely hunchbacked, potato-shaped, mostly senile female Tom Baker. I mean the resemblance is kinda eerie. I've seen her around before, she's kind of a semi-regular, and every time I see her I'm thinking "oh man it's that Tom Baker again, would you like a jellybaby ha ha." Anyway so she bought like $150 of clothes, and as she's checking out, I realize that beneath her mid-thigh length jacket...she is not wearing pants.

I don't really know what was going on there exactly. Maybe she was, I don't know, maybe she got hot and decided to take her pants off? Maybe she likes a healthy breeze about her buttocks every now and again? I don't know. I'm not an expert in the lost pants department. But I do know she was wearing pants when she entered the store because I saw her come in. So that means somewhere between entering the store and leaving it, Ms. Tom Baker lost her pants.

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