Something peculiar

I've been mulling it over in my head for days now, and I still can't sort it out. Some things just don't have easy answers, and this is no exception. Some things, in fact, have no answers at all, and all you can really do is sigh and let it go. I realize this, and yet I feel almost driven to find the right solution to this puzzle. I can't just let it go. I guess I have a brain like a terrier, always sinking its teeth into things bigger than itself and yipping and growling and holding on like the devil and refusing to let go for anything. I can't really rest easy until I have this resolved.

So here's the twofold deal: it's very obvious that Rose is a Hufflepuff and I think Dorothy would make a pretty reasonable Ravenclaw. But what of Blanche and Sophia? Neither one really screams Gryffindor or Slytherin. I mean, I guess I'm leaning towards putting Sophia in Slytherin, but that leaves Blanche for Gryffindor and I'm just not sure that's quite right. Really, Blanche is the problem here. I think Sophia could be worked around to fit into either house well enough, but Blanche just doesn't seem to work for any of the four.

Also I don't understand why I find it necessary to mix the Golden Girls with Harry Potter. It's times like these I wish my brain had an off switch. It's one thing to lose sleep because you've got a lot of things on your mind, but when those things are cream of toddler and putting the golden girls through wizarding school, I start to raise objections.