Tuesday's gray

Blind Guardian tomorrow night already! I'm so excited I could bite the floor lamp. Floor lamp, you best be watchin yo'self.

Today was like stupid high school central at the rail station. I don't even know what woodwork they all crawled out of. There was a pack of them smoking on one of the station, whooping and yelling at the speakers every time the "No Smoking" announcement played, which was pretty much every two minutes because they were smoking like chimneys. Two boys were trying to ride their bikes down the up escalator, and when they got tired of that they tried to jump the railing over to the stairs, except apparently that plan didn't work out because they just ended up falling on their faces on the escalator, which was very impressive.

The dumbest was probably just outside the station, as I walked past the liquor store, where two fourteen year olds were white trashin' it up. As I walked past, one of them noticed my hair, and I could almost hear the gears turning as she struggled to come up with something to say about it. All she could manage, after five seconds of intense thought, was the patently stupid "pink, pink, you stink!"

Ok, you worked way too hard for that. That's like spending three painstaking hours making mac'n cheese and forgetting to drain the noodles but trying to eat it anyway. If college admission were based on insult power, that one wouldn't get you into ITT Tech. Frankly I have higher expectations. Go home, think about it for a while, try harder next time.